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04
Feb
13

Alien 3: Return of Justin Bieber

*3 weeks after incident*. Ever since  I saved Earth, nothing has been going on, I was walking to lunch when I found a cube on the ground. It was green and black, their was a button on it, when I pressed the button, the cube stuck to me. “Sweet” I said as I took it off and walked to my locker. All of a sudden, I teleported to this HUGE ship! “What the, where am I?” I said while looking around and then saw Justin Bieber looking at me. “So, you still lived after the explosion?” I asked him “well why yes, I did” he told me, “but I can’t believe that you saved your planet from millions of aliens” he said to me. “Well hey, I saved my planet like James Bond did in the 2011 cowboys vs. aliens movie” I said to him and did 3 snaps. “Well I’m getting so sick of you, so, let’s dance” he said, “you got it” I said as I put on some of the popular 80’s songs. “No, I mean fighting” he told me, “oh, well you just killed music, and you make music, so wow!” I said, he quickly pressed a button and a huge iron cage fell on me. “ha ha, I have you trapped” he said to me “you  can’t get out”. “oh ya, how much you wanna bet” I said to him “what do you mean” he said. I put on that armour that I found earlier and broke open the cage, “guards, destroy him” Justin said as he ran out the door and then the door closed. Aliens started shooting their blasters at me, I found a statch of bombs and threw them at the aliens, they went flying everywhere! “I wonder if this armour can destroy this door here” I said to myself, I ran and face planted the wall. “oh wow, this armour sucks!” I said, I spent 3 hours trying to break out, then I yelled “open sesame!” And then the door opened up “oh come on!” I yelled as I started to run, I started to hallucinate of hunger. “Oh look, at donut remover, I need some donuts” I said when really the sign said do not remove. A piece of wall opened up and I started to go flying in space and that button started to let pieces of the ship fly away, meanwhile, I was heading towards Earth.

31
Jan
13

Alien 2

“Alright class, can someone tell me what 1 + 1 is” Mrs. Dooklberry said, our sub. “Ya, it equals window, like you” a kid said, other kids started to laugh. Her face turned red ” well then go to a window” she said as she picked him up and threw him out a window “I will make sure to give you flowers for your marriage you and the glass” she said. All of a sudden, she took off her face which was a mask of a alien, but this time, they were bigger. “One of my leaders is here” he said as doors opened up to one of the leaders, when they walked through, it was a human! ‘Wait a minute, I know you” I said ” it’s big bird!” I yelled ” well, your dangerous” he said to me “take them to the dungeon” he told some aliens. I knew I had to do something, I grabbed an aliens blaster, shot the aliens, and pointed my blaster at big bird. “Well that small blaster won’t stop you from this” he said pointing a spoon at me ” uh dude thats a spoon” I said to him. “oh, I mean this” he said pointing a bigger blaster at me “your defenseless against …” he didn’t get to finish from the shot of my blast. “Hey, I didn’t get to finish” he said “well guess what I uh, you know what, I don’t have a good comeback” I said to him, then I shot him. I looked up, “that’s where I’m going” I said looking at a huge ship. I was running to the ship when I got tired, I went  into an abandoned house to rest “ding dong” went the doorbell I opened it up and it was one of the leaders, Elmo, “Your de-“He didn’t get to finish because I slammed the door on him, he got stuck in it . All of a sudden, I teleported, ‘what the, creepy, but cool at the same time” I said. ” So, your the one that destroyed my leaders, eh” he said “ya” I said to him “well you’ll never find out who I am” he said.  “Oh ya” I said to him, I blasted his cape off ” it’s, Justin Bieber!” I said “ya that’s right, its me” “I’m not surprised” I said to him. “Well you’ll never defeat this ship it’s impossible nothing can…” he said “unless its the self destruct button right next to me” I said to him. “Well you will never get out of here because theres only 1 parachute and-” he said I jumped out with it, the ship exploded with him. I landed on the ground safely and then I went to my house to rest.

31
Jan
13

Alien:the beginning

“Beep beep beep beep beep beep!” was my annoying alarm clock beeping,I hit my hand on it to make it be quiet. I put on my close and then realized that it was my little brothers clothes on. I put my clothes on and was going down stairs when I tripped and fell down them. ‘Well that’s how you go down the stairs a quicker way” I said when I got up, I grabbed an apple and Headed out to the school bus. My best friend, Billy Bob, saved me a seat, “hey dude, another boring day at school, huh” he said to me “ya” I said back to him. But today was going to be a little bit different. When I was walking to class, I felt something moving in my backpack,  I opened it up and found a small green alien in my backpack! “I’m here with the others, my master sent leaders to guide us” he said I quickly grabbed a crowbar (which was just randomly on the ground) and whacked the alien, and he fell in an opened sewer ( which is again randomly opened, how bad is that for the community?) “Bring” went the bell “gotta go” I said as I rushed to class not knowing what was about to happen.

31
Jan
13

My new videos

Hey guys, I’m back, and here are some stories I made and I’ll be posting 1 story or maybe if you leave a comment, I might make 2 per day!

26
Nov
12

Christmas kids

Hey guys! You may be thinking, Christmas kids? What the heck? Well, I’m about to tell you what I mean, you know some kids are like “when will Santa come Mommy!” And your like “honey, christmas is more than presents” and your kids like “No its not!” Isn’t it weird, I mean, would about the music and the shows etc. Or when the your child’s just wide awake in their bed, Their not really thinking straight, cause Santa would go to the tree, drop off the gifts, and leave straight, so really he just wasted time. Have you ever watched the movie: Arthur Christmas, well remember in the movie when the kid was awake and Santa was their in the room with him like, right their in front of him, how weird was that kid, I mean, Santa’s right there, and an elf is right over him! I’m was just so surprised!

Well that’s all I have, see ya!

15
Nov
12

Why you don’t want to do tricks on your skateboard,scooter,bike,or roller-skates

Hey guys, do you have a skateboard, bike, scooter, or rollerblades, if you do, have you ever done a trick on them? If you haven’t, don’t try it! When you see people with no helmets on while their doing it, we all know whats gonna happen, their gonna crash, go to the hospital, and maybe live.When I was riding my bike, this guy was on his skateboard about to do an awesome trick when boom! He failed, no helmet on, and lets just say that you don’t want to know what happened next! And if my English/reading 6th grade teacher is reading this, their gonna love it! I was on my wagon one day just going down the drive way with a helmet one when boom! I got my head stuck under a car! And, I was walking to school one day when I saw a guy doing tricks on his bike, I went over to him and said, “I wouldn’t do those tricks if I were you, your gonna hurt yourself” and then walked away. Next thing I know, I here someone say “OW!” When I look behind me, I see that guy in pain, on the ground crying, so then I shout back, “I told you so!”Here’s a youtube video that’s funny and painful at the same time.

 

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14
Nov
12

How kids are smarter than their parents today

Yo yo wassup guy’s! I’m back! Today I’m talking about how kids are smarter than their parents. I came up with this one when I remembered a day that I was smarter than my mom! That’s right! I said it! So my mom learned about the canadian way while I learned about the american way! And she was born in Michigan! If you said too your kid before this, “I’m your mother/father, I know everything” well your about to be a fool if your kid remembers that and you say the answer wrong. So if your a parent reading this and you haven’t said this to your child, never say it! It will just come back and haunt you! Also, When they grow up, they will learn stuff that you won’t, so if you ask your child how you know that stuff, well then it’ll feel like your back at boring old school with al the kids sleeping, it’s like nap time in kindergarden, except your sleeping through learning. But if your child is a nerd at school, every time they talk about facts, just get a cake,pie and through it at them! And if they don’t be quiet, kick them out of the house for pete sakes! And if your saying something like, this, “but their my child” come on, we both know that you can’t stand being waked up and your child telling you facts. If you can’t do it, just call 911 and make up some reason and maybe if your smart enough, it will work! And if you have a problem with me, I will see you in court!

28
Feb
12

PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!

Hey guys! Today I’m talking about why you should pay attention in school. I’m writing this because on the show Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader, some fifth graders are actually smarter than the adults! I’m very surprised at how a fifth grader is smarter the parent. But, you can also loose focus if something is boring and you fall asleep. If I ever get bored in class, I don’t fall asleep, because that gives you a train ride to trouble and detention. Also, I wonder sometimes in school, how would this be important in life, and when I ask the teacher, they just make the question even more confusing. I once was playing Roblox with a friend, and he said that he was playing from his laptop at school! I was like wow dude, how could the teacher not spot you with your computer, I mean, computers are huge, you must be in the far back, and would about the light coming from the computer?

That’s all I’ve got today, and when I said that the guy brought his computer to school, I was telling the truth, bye!

27
Feb
12

Birthdays

Hey guys! I couldn’t write my blogs sooner because I was logged out, and I didn’t know that I had to log in. Anyways, today I’m talking about birthdays. Birthdays aren’t always what you think they are, like if you think that there will be laser tag at your birthday or if your birthday will be somewhere like the Jungle, but it ends up being at your house. Also,about presents, some people get presents that they like, and some people get presents that they don’t want or don’t like. If you don’t go to the place that you wanted your birthday at, then either your parent(s) is or are too lazy, or it’s too much money, but it’s mostly that your parent(s) is or are too lazy.

That’s all I’ve got today, oh and by the way, when I said that the parent(s) is or are too lazy, I meant to say that, bye!

18
Feb
12

lying commercials

Hey guys! Today I’m talking about lying commercials. Now, you might be like, “what does he mean”, or “what is he talking about”, well I’m talking about how some commercials lie to you just to make you buy it, like, “it’s easy to build”, when it’s hard to build. Actually, to be honest with you, I’m surprised that people actually buy stuff that commercials lie about! People should really think about if they should buy it or not before immediately buying it. My mom does that, she thinks if she should buy it, and if not, then it’s a rip off, and rip offs aren’t fun.

That’s all I’ve got, sorry, see ya tomorrow, bye!