“Good shot” yelled Bobby Wobby, he and I were playing basketball outside at 1:12 pm on June 10th, the score was 25 to 0, I was winning. “Man, your good” he said to me as he started to pack up, then my phone rang, “yello” I said to my phone “get to the subway to SAM ASAP” said the caller and then hung up. I ran to subway,  “hi there, I would like a sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce please” I said to the person waiting for me to order. “Here you go” he said “thanks” I said to him, then I called SAM, “where are you guys, I’m at subway” I said  “why are you at subway, you should be at the subway with the trains, not the eating place” said the voice and then hung up.  I ran to the subway where the HQ is and ran straight into the wall, but face planted, “ok,wrong wall” I said feeling dizzy, “I just need to rest up against this wall” I said, but instead I went through it. “Ah come on” I yelled, then everyone was looking at me, “and that was the show for today, continue working” I said and then went to Samantha Corndogs office. “Quite a show you put on” she said to me “ah be quiet” I said “well anyways, the reason we called you here was because we have a mission for you, we want you to destroy a very dangerous criminal, he is located on a mountain in his HQ, destroy him” she said. “Ok, to the SAM car” I said “no, you can’t go there recognized, so you’ll be skydiving” she said, a smile grew on my face. “When do we start” “right now” “ok, I’ll get the rocket launcher” I said, “no you won’t, you don’t need one” she said “awwwwww” i said whining. *30 minutes later* I was over the base, “ok, ready to jump” I said holding a rocket launcher “what the, where’d you, never mined, just no rocket launcher” she said mad at me. “Fine” I said “suicide” I yelled as I jumped, when I opened up my parachute and landed, I got up from the snow and sneaked into the base (there weren’t any guards and the door was opened!) I found a computer and typed to see what was up. My eyes opened wide “oh my gosh!”
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Spy Guy 2:The Mission part 1/2
Spy Guy 1:Welcome to the Agency
“Bring” went the school bell, it was the last day of school and my best friend and I had raced out of there. “Next year, I’ll be in 11th grade” I said to my best friend, Bobby Wobby, “well I’m going to my house, see ya” he said to me as he ran off. I was walking home from school when I noticed that I was being followed, I ran around the corner to the street my house is on. When he turned I threw my backpack at him and then jumped onto him and said “who are you.” “Ow, my stomach” he said in a painful mood “I said, who are you” i repeated, “my name is Dodo, Dodo Tissue, and I’m from NASA” “Oh the space place” “no, theres 2 types, that place and the agencies, National Awesome Spy Agency” he said. “That’s a lie, where are you really from” I said “fine, I’m really from SAM, Secret Agent Missions” he said to me, still in pain. “Well what do you want from me” I said to him, “we want you to join the agency and do missions for us” he said “ok” I said. “Ok? no info. needed or gonna see if I am trust worthy?” He said in a mystery voice, “no” i said, “well, that went by quicker than I had expected it to be” he said and then continued. “Well then follow me to the agency” he said holding onto me, he directed me to the entrance of the place, which was at a subway station. “So where now” I asked him “Into that bathroom over there” he said, when we got there, he told me to go to the boys one. “So, wheres the entrance” I asked him “hm, oh the entrance isn’t here, I just needed to go to the bathroom” he told me as he went to the bathroom. *5 minutes later* he got out of the stall and then directed me to the real entrance, it was a wall, but you had to go through it. When we got there, I met the Samantha Corndog, head of the HQ “thank you for joining us” she said to me as she showed me around the place, but what I didn’t know was that the missions were going to be intense, but hey, thats another story.
The Strange Man 3: The End
I went running through the vents so I would’t be seen, I was running when I heard 2 aliens talking. “Our master is going to destroy all human species” said alien 1, “and then he’s gonna take over the planet” said alien 2. I knew I had to stop him, I was running through the vent when I fell and landed in a room. “Ow” I said as I got up and saw him petting a white fluffy cat, “so, you won’t stop will you” he asked me. Â “Ya” I said to him “well then you better know who I am” he said as he took off his cape. “Oh my gosh, its, Cee Lo Green” I yelled in surprise. “Surprised” he asked me “well I just yelled in surprise, so isn’t it obvious” i said to him. “Well your to late, horrors, get out here and illuminate him” he said to a speaker. All of a sudden, a door opened up and the horrors came out “OMG, its, One Direction” I yelled. They started to shoot me while singing the song, you don’t know your beautiful. When they got to the part, you don’t know your beautiful I said ” um, excuse me, but I do know that I’m beautiful, I look in the mirror everyday.” And when they said, baby you light up my world like nobody else, I said, “ah, you guys are so sweet.” They got to a point when they were over the trapdoor and I activated the trap door which made them fall out of the ship. “Assassins, get in here” he said to the speaker, all of a sudden, assassins came of of know where and started to try and, well you know, assassinate me. I unmasked one of them and guess who it was, tattoo boy, Adam Levine! “Wait, if your Adam Levine, then they must be Maroon 5” I said “your right kid” Adam said. I pulled a lever and an anvil fell on them. “You,me, fight” Cee Lo said as he put on the armour, he came running to me when I opened up the trapdoor. “So easy” I said as I headed over to the control system, I was about to explode the ship when a robot shot me. I started to disintegrate, I knew what I had to do, I crawled to the controls (because my legs had already disintegrated) and pressed the self destruct button. “Goodbye” were my last words.
“Oh, where am I?” I asked myself as I got up to see where I was. “Your trapped in my ship in a cell” said a mysterious man looking at me, “who are you” I asked him “that’s none of your business” he said to me. “Well, I’m warning you, back off or I will-” I then noticed that my cube was gone, “are you looking for this” he said holding the cube in his hand. “Hey, dude no fair, that’s mine, hand it over” I said to him. “Um no, it’s mine” he said to me “is there a lapel on it” I asked him. “No, but it’s mine because I said so” he yelled, “alright, sheesh, don’t get sassy” I said “what a diva, am I right” I said to the alien. “Anyways, I dropped this before you exploded the robot ship” he said to me “aliens, blast him” he shouted as he went somewhere. Blaster fire went everywhere, I was able to dodge the bullets from them, and then I got an idea. I hid behind one of the bars and the aliens shot it so much that it broke, I quickly ran out and to him to stop him. Robots, aliens, destroy him” he said in the voice monitor, all of a sudden, aliens and robots came out of doors and started shooting. “Almost there” I said as I saw the door, then the floor started to break and it went falling. I jumped on the floor pieces to boost my way up. I landed in the door just in time. I found a bomb crater, got some bombs, and started walking, I saw a door that aliens and robots kept on walking out of. I walked slowly to the door, and then jumped out with a grenade in my hand and yelled “aha.” But it was the aliens/robots weapons room, I started running from LOTS of aliens and robots chasing me. I ran for 12 minutes straight, looked behind me, and didn’t see them. “I could’ve stopped running 7 minutes ago” I said to myself, “well now to go to him” I said as I walked to him.
“honey, can you go get the mail” shouted my mom, “sure mom” I shouted back up, I went looking through when I saw this unusual letter addressed to me. I opened it up, and it said this: I know who you are, you have defeated my top generals, but now, its time for me to fight you, when you see me, your dead meat!” I gulped and went up to my room, put the cube in my school pants for tomorrow. *tomorrow* I was walking when I saw where Billy Bob had disintegrated, I was walking when out of know where, a huge explosion hit the ground by me and I went flying through the air and crashed through one of the classroom windows. “What in the world was that?” I asked myself as I looked outside to see what had happened, the aliens and robots had united! “How did they unite” I asked myself I looked for my cube  but it wasn’t their, “come on, where is it” I said as I was looking for it when I then saw it outside where the aliens and robots were blasting people. I didn’t run, I just walked, and out of all the blasters shooting, I didn’t get hit once! I picked up the cube and put it on me, “now this is more like it” I said. I hit a alien, grab its blaster, and started helping humanity, after a few minutes, I ran into the office to think. “Alright, I have to defeat them, but when their together, its almost impossible, but I can do it” I said as I got up. “For Sparta” I yelled, “wow, that was random” I said to myself, all of a sudden, a blaster hit me and I went flying through the air and hit the wall. Then everything started to turn black.
The Odd Locker 4:Ship
When I woke up, 2 robots were dragging me to the escape pods, “let me go” I yelled as I tried to get out, they threw me into an escape pod and pushed the release button.The escape pod was getting farther away from the ship and closer to Earth, “oh no, he’s already here” I said, I saw the controls to the thing, I grabbed them and stirred it to the ship, I crashed threw the wall, “and that ladies and gentlemen is how you make a short cut” I said. I went to the control room to find him waiting their for me “so you escaped, huh” he asked me “ya, and how long have you been waiting for me” I said to him “an hour or 2” he said. “Well your to late, I’m already at your planet” he said “and you can’t destroy me” he said to me, I released the bridge and he went flying out of the ship to Earth, “mhhhm” I said, I walked over to the controls. It had to be manned manually, I said, I put on my armour and pressed the self destruct button, but somehow, that armour saved me.
The Odd Locker 3:Revenge
*2 days after adventure* nothing has been going on since I destroyed the leader, I got off the bus with my best friend, Billy Bob, “so remember those weird robots from that party.” He asked me, “ya” I said to him, “I gotta go to the little boys room” he said to me as he ran off, but I could tell because his pants turned from white, to yellow. I was walking when all of a sudden, 2 robots came out of know where and threw me into a sack. I tried to get out, but I couldn’t, one of the robots threw a portal and jumped threw it, the other one was about to when Billy Bob came back. “Hey, your one of the robots from the party” he said, the robots pointed its arm at him and shot him. He disintegrated before he could hit the ground, then it jumped through, one of the robots threw me out of the sack. “Oof” I said as I hit the ground, when I got up, I looked around to find a someone looking at me. “So, your the one that killed our leader, eh” he said to me, “ya, hey are you canadian because you said eh?” I asked him. “No, were on a different planet” he said, “well have you ever been to canada, because if you haven’t, try the maple syrup, its so good” I said. “Well anyways,I’m in control now, and I will not let you live” he yelled “dude, in door voices, were in a echoey room” I said to him. “Well, what do you want from me” I asked him “you dead and your planet taken over” he yelled. “guards, disintegrate him” he yelled to the robots “like I said, in door voices” I said to him, the robots pointed their arms at me and were about to shoot me when I ducked. They ended up hitting each other, I grabbed a blaster and pointed it at him. “Why not teleport to Earth like those 2 robots did” I asked him “because, we can’t teleport, and those 2 were the only robots that lived, plus your their” he said to me “fair enough” I said to him. He pulled out a mini blaster and shot mine “oh come on” I yelled, then 2 robots grabbed me, “throw him in jail” he said as they threw me into jail. “now to invade your planet” he said to me as he left *5 minutes later* a robot got a message from their new leader, the robots pointed their arms at me and shot their blasters, but I dodged it and it hit the wall, I quickly ran off to the hangar. “Ship leaving in 1 minute” said the monitor, I got to the hangar, but the ship started to leave. I grabbed a parachute and jumped, then I found out it was a hologram, so I ended up face planting the ship, when I got inside, it was huge, I was walking when a robot hit me out of know where and then everything went black!
The Odd Locker 2: The Robots
*2 weeks after the locker incident* “mom, I’m going to a party” I yelled up to her as I went out the door to the party, when I got their, it was so cool! It was a mansion, with a giant pool, a hot tub, service, etc. Everything was awesome, then I saw my best friend, Billy Bob, “cool party, huh” he said to me as we jumped on the couch, *36 minutes later* the door blasted opened and broke a window. Robots came into the house, they were red and black, and they were also big and they had blasters stuck to their arms. “Get out of my house or I will destroy you” said the owner of the house, one of the robots pointed its arm and shot the owner, the owner disintegrated into little small cubes. A robot came in, but it looked different, all of a sudden, its mask came off, the face had lots of scars, and looked scary. “I’m looking for the one that released me” he said, no one answered, he walked around, “fine, then let me take over your planet” he said as he and the robots left the place. Everyone went to panic mode, I quickly ran out to try and think of who that was, then I remembered the rhyme, I knew who that was, I quickly hurried to the school, but it was guarded by those robots. “How can I get into the school” I asked myself, then I saw a shovel, I dug a tunnel underground to my locker, when I hit my locker, I dug up, then I went into my locker. When I got down, 2 robots grabbed me out of know where and they brought me to their leader. “So, you thought you could just come and destroy me, huh” he said to me “well actually, yes” I said as I looked at one of the guards blasters. I grabbed it, shot the guard, and then shot the other guard, and then pointed it at the leader, “I’m warning you, if you kill me, you will get invaded” he said to me I shot him not taking any chances, “bring” went the bell “I gotta hurry” I said as I ran. But what I didn’t know, was that 370,000,000 million miles away from Earth, theres a planet that’s mad that I killed their leader and they seek revenge.
The Odd Locker 1:The Locker
“Bring” went the bell as we headed out to lunch, “dude, are you excited about your own locker” my best Billy Bob asked me. “Ya” I told him, “well I’m going to go to my locker” he told me “ok” I said to him. When I got to my locker, it looked so cool, then I noticed a button in my locker, I pressed it and a trap door opened up in my locker ” oh my gosh, theres a trap door in my locker!” I yelled, I didn’t just tell someone, because then I couldn’t explore it, I decided to go into it. Their were stairs that went down, When I got down, their were writings from cavemen, and freaky, I could read it, “man, social studies was useful, good thing I paid attention” I said to myself and continued walking. But then the entrance ended, but I it had some strange writing on it. It said this, “when you read this, beware of the ancient curse, for an ancient evil will rome your planet, whatever you do, don’t press the button.” I did what it said and didn’t press the button, but then a rock fell and hit the button, “oh come on!” I yelled, then the place started to rumble “uh oh” I said as I ran out of there, when I escaped, the bell had rung “uh oh, I gotta run or I’ll be late” I said as I hurried to class not knowing what I’ve released, an ancient evil has rised.
Alien 4:not dead
“Ow” I said as I woke up, “holy cow, I’m falling towards Earth!” I yelled as I was waking up. “This should be in the worlds records book” I said, then I realized that I hadn’t burned up because of the armour. “Oh now you work!” I yelled while skydiving next to some people, “hey can I borrow this for a second” I asked them as I took off their parachute. When I landed, I kissed the ground, then I teleported back to the ship, “oh come on” I yelled. “You see, you can’t escape me, but yo-” he didn’t get to finish from that explosion. “oh, what happened” he asked me “glad that your yourself again” I said to him. I headed for the escape pods, when I was about to escape, I heard someone say “wait.” I looked behind me and saw Justin trying to run to me, but he kept on falling down from him sagging, “come on Justin, just pull up your pants or ditch the pants.” He was about to make it when I closed the door on him, “open up” he said, I launched the pod and went FAR from the ship! When I landed, I looked at the town to see if anything happened, places were on fire, people were running yelling “help”, and people tried to evacuate or commit suicide. “Nothing went wrong” I said as I headed to town.