Posts Tagged ‘adam levine

13
Mar
13

The Strange Man 3: The End

I went running through the vents so I would’t be seen, I was running when I heard 2 aliens talking. “Our master is going to destroy all human species” said alien 1, “and then he’s gonna take over the planet” said alien 2. I knew I had to stop him, I was running through the vent when I fell and landed in a room. “Ow” I said as I got up and saw him petting a white fluffy cat, “so, you won’t stop will you” he asked me.  “Ya” I said to him “well then you better know who I am” he said as he took off his cape. “Oh my gosh, its, Cee Lo Green” I yelled in surprise. “Surprised” he asked me “well I just yelled in surprise, so isn’t it obvious” i said to him. “Well your to late, horrors, get out here and illuminate him” he said to a speaker. All of a sudden, a door opened up and the horrors came out “OMG, its, One Direction” I yelled. They started to shoot me while singing the song, you don’t know your beautiful. When they got to the part, you don’t know your beautiful I said ” um, excuse me, but I do know that I’m beautiful, I look in the mirror everyday.” And when they said, baby you light up my world like nobody else, I said, “ah, you guys are so sweet.” They got to a point when they were over the trapdoor and I activated the trap door which made them fall out of the ship. “Assassins, get in here” he said to the speaker, all of a sudden, assassins came of of know where and started to try and, well you know, assassinate me. I unmasked one of them and guess who it was, tattoo boy, Adam Levine! “Wait, if your Adam Levine, then they must be Maroon 5” I said “your right kid” Adam said. I pulled a lever and an anvil fell on them. “You,me, fight” Cee Lo said as he put on the armour, he came running to me when I opened up the trapdoor. “So easy” I said as I headed over to the control system, I was about to explode the ship when a robot shot me. I started to disintegrate, I knew what I had to do, I crawled to the controls (because my legs had already disintegrated) and pressed the self destruct button. “Goodbye” were my last words.

27
Feb
13

The Strange Man 2: Welcome aboard

“Oh, where am I?” I asked myself as I got up to see where I was. “Your trapped in my ship in a cell” said a mysterious man looking at me, “who are you” I asked him “that’s none of your business” he said to me. “Well, I’m warning you, back off or I will-” I then noticed that my cube was gone, “are you looking for this” he said holding the cube in his hand. “Hey, dude no fair, that’s mine, hand it over” I said to him. “Um no, it’s mine” he said to me “is there a lapel on it” I asked him. “No, but it’s mine because I said so” he yelled, “alright, sheesh, don’t get sassy” I said “what a diva, am I right” I said to the alien. “Anyways, I dropped this before you exploded the robot ship” he said to me “aliens, blast him” he shouted as he went somewhere. Blaster fire went everywhere, I was able to dodge the bullets from them, and then I got an idea. I hid behind one of the bars and the aliens shot it so much that it broke, I quickly ran out and to him to stop him. Robots, aliens, destroy him” he said in the voice monitor, all of a sudden, aliens and robots came out of doors and started shooting. “Almost there” I said as I saw the door, then the floor started to break and it went falling. I jumped on the floor pieces to boost my way up. I landed in the door just in time. I found a bomb crater, got some bombs, and started walking, I saw a door that aliens and robots kept on walking out of. I walked slowly to the door, and then jumped out with a grenade in my hand and yelled “aha.” But it was the aliens/robots weapons room, I started running from LOTS of aliens and robots chasing me. I ran for 12 minutes straight, looked behind me, and didn’t see them. “I could’ve stopped running 7 minutes ago” I said to myself, “well now to go to him” I said as I walked to him.

25
Feb
13

The Strange Man: an unexpected invite (odd locker and alien series combined)

“honey, can you go get the mail” shouted my mom, “sure mom” I shouted back up, I went looking through when I saw this unusual letter addressed to me. I opened it up, and it said this: I know who you are, you have defeated my top generals, but now, its time for me to fight you, when you see me, your dead meat!” I gulped and went up to my room, put the cube in my school pants for tomorrow. *tomorrow* I was walking when I saw where Billy Bob had disintegrated, I was walking when out of know where, a huge explosion hit the ground by me and I went flying through the air and crashed through one of the classroom windows. “What in the world was that?” I asked myself as I looked outside to see what had happened, the aliens and robots had united! “How did they unite” I asked myself I looked for my cube  but it wasn’t their, “come on, where is it” I said as I was looking for it when I then saw it outside where the aliens and robots were blasting people. I didn’t run, I just walked, and out of all the blasters shooting, I didn’t get hit once! I picked up the cube and put it on me, “now this is more like it” I said. I hit a alien, grab its blaster, and started helping humanity, after a few minutes, I ran into the office to think. “Alright, I have to defeat them, but when their together, its almost impossible, but I can do it” I said as I got up. “For Sparta” I yelled, “wow, that was random” I said to myself, all of a sudden, a blaster hit me and I went flying through the air and hit the wall. Then everything started to turn black.