Archive for March, 2013

14
Mar
13

Spy Guy 1:Welcome to the Agency

“Bring” went the school bell, it was the last day of school and my best friend and I had raced out of there. “Next year, I’ll be in 11th grade” I said to my best friend, Bobby Wobby, “well I’m going to my house, see ya” he said to me as he ran off. I was walking home from school when I noticed that I was being followed, I ran around the corner to the street my house is on. When he turned I threw my backpack at him and then jumped onto him and said “who are you.” “Ow, my stomach” he said in a painful mood “I said, who are you” i repeated, “my name is Dodo, Dodo Tissue, and I’m from NASA” “Oh the space place” “no, theres 2 types, that place and the agencies, National Awesome Spy Agency” he said. “That’s a lie, where are you really from” I said “fine, I’m really from SAM, Secret Agent Missions” he said to me, still in pain. “Well what do you want from me” I said to him, “we want you to join the agency and do missions for us” he said “ok” I said. “Ok? no info. needed or gonna see if I am trust worthy?” He said in a mystery voice, “no” i said, “well, that went by quicker than I had expected it to be” he said and then continued. “Well then follow me to the agency” he said holding onto me, he directed me to the entrance of the place, which was at a subway station. “So where now” I asked him “Into that bathroom over there” he said, when we got there, he told me to go to the boys one. “So, wheres the entrance” I asked him “hm, oh the entrance isn’t here, I just needed to go to the bathroom” he told me as he went to the bathroom. *5 minutes later* he got out of the stall and then directed me to the real entrance, it was a wall, but you had to go through it. When we got there, I met the Samantha Corndog, head of the HQ “thank you for joining us” she said to me as she showed me around the place, but what I didn’t know was that the missions were going to be intense, but hey, thats another story.

13
Mar
13

The Strange Man 3: The End

I went running through the vents so I would’t be seen, I was running when I heard 2 aliens talking. “Our master is going to destroy all human species” said alien 1, “and then he’s gonna take over the planet” said alien 2. I knew I had to stop him, I was running through the vent when I fell and landed in a room. “Ow” I said as I got up and saw him petting a white fluffy cat, “so, you won’t stop will you” he asked me.  “Ya” I said to him “well then you better know who I am” he said as he took off his cape. “Oh my gosh, its, Cee Lo Green” I yelled in surprise. “Surprised” he asked me “well I just yelled in surprise, so isn’t it obvious” i said to him. “Well your to late, horrors, get out here and illuminate him” he said to a speaker. All of a sudden, a door opened up and the horrors came out “OMG, its, One Direction” I yelled. They started to shoot me while singing the song, you don’t know your beautiful. When they got to the part, you don’t know your beautiful I said ” um, excuse me, but I do know that I’m beautiful, I look in the mirror everyday.” And when they said, baby you light up my world like nobody else, I said, “ah, you guys are so sweet.” They got to a point when they were over the trapdoor and I activated the trap door which made them fall out of the ship. “Assassins, get in here” he said to the speaker, all of a sudden, assassins came of of know where and started to try and, well you know, assassinate me. I unmasked one of them and guess who it was, tattoo boy, Adam Levine! “Wait, if your Adam Levine, then they must be Maroon 5” I said “your right kid” Adam said. I pulled a lever and an anvil fell on them. “You,me, fight” Cee Lo said as he put on the armour, he came running to me when I opened up the trapdoor. “So easy” I said as I headed over to the control system, I was about to explode the ship when a robot shot me. I started to disintegrate, I knew what I had to do, I crawled to the controls (because my legs had already disintegrated) and pressed the self destruct button. “Goodbye” were my last words.