I went running through the vents so I would’t be seen, I was running when I heard 2 aliens talking. “Our master is going to destroy all human species” said alien 1, “and then he’s gonna take over the planet” said alien 2. I knew I had to stop him, I was running through the vent when I fell and landed in a room. “Ow” I said as I got up and saw him petting a white fluffy cat, “so, you won’t stop will you” he asked me. Â “Ya” I said to him “well then you better know who I am” he said as he took off his cape. “Oh my gosh, its, Cee Lo Green” I yelled in surprise. “Surprised” he asked me “well I just yelled in surprise, so isn’t it obvious” i said to him. “Well your to late, horrors, get out here and illuminate him” he said to a speaker. All of a sudden, a door opened up and the horrors came out “OMG, its, One Direction” I yelled. They started to shoot me while singing the song, you don’t know your beautiful. When they got to the part, you don’t know your beautiful I said ” um, excuse me, but I do know that I’m beautiful, I look in the mirror everyday.” And when they said, baby you light up my world like nobody else, I said, “ah, you guys are so sweet.” They got to a point when they were over the trapdoor and I activated the trap door which made them fall out of the ship. “Assassins, get in here” he said to the speaker, all of a sudden, assassins came of of know where and started to try and, well you know, assassinate me. I unmasked one of them and guess who it was, tattoo boy, Adam Levine! “Wait, if your Adam Levine, then they must be Maroon 5” I said “your right kid” Adam said. I pulled a lever and an anvil fell on them. “You,me, fight” Cee Lo said as he put on the armour, he came running to me when I opened up the trapdoor. “So easy” I said as I headed over to the control system, I was about to explode the ship when a robot shot me. I started to disintegrate, I knew what I had to do, I crawled to the controls (because my legs had already disintegrated) and pressed the self destruct button. “Goodbye” were my last words.
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The Strange Man 3: The End
“Oh, where am I?” I asked myself as I got up to see where I was. “Your trapped in my ship in a cell” said a mysterious man looking at me, “who are you” I asked him “that’s none of your business” he said to me. “Well, I’m warning you, back off or I will-” I then noticed that my cube was gone, “are you looking for this” he said holding the cube in his hand. “Hey, dude no fair, that’s mine, hand it over” I said to him. “Um no, it’s mine” he said to me “is there a lapel on it” I asked him. “No, but it’s mine because I said so” he yelled, “alright, sheesh, don’t get sassy” I said “what a diva, am I right” I said to the alien. “Anyways, I dropped this before you exploded the robot ship” he said to me “aliens, blast him” he shouted as he went somewhere. Blaster fire went everywhere, I was able to dodge the bullets from them, and then I got an idea. I hid behind one of the bars and the aliens shot it so much that it broke, I quickly ran out and to him to stop him. Robots, aliens, destroy him” he said in the voice monitor, all of a sudden, aliens and robots came out of doors and started shooting. “Almost there” I said as I saw the door, then the floor started to break and it went falling. I jumped on the floor pieces to boost my way up. I landed in the door just in time. I found a bomb crater, got some bombs, and started walking, I saw a door that aliens and robots kept on walking out of. I walked slowly to the door, and then jumped out with a grenade in my hand and yelled “aha.” But it was the aliens/robots weapons room, I started running from LOTS of aliens and robots chasing me. I ran for 12 minutes straight, looked behind me, and didn’t see them. “I could’ve stopped running 7 minutes ago” I said to myself, “well now to go to him” I said as I walked to him.
“honey, can you go get the mail” shouted my mom, “sure mom” I shouted back up, I went looking through when I saw this unusual letter addressed to me. I opened it up, and it said this: I know who you are, you have defeated my top generals, but now, its time for me to fight you, when you see me, your dead meat!” I gulped and went up to my room, put the cube in my school pants for tomorrow. *tomorrow* I was walking when I saw where Billy Bob had disintegrated, I was walking when out of know where, a huge explosion hit the ground by me and I went flying through the air and crashed through one of the classroom windows. “What in the world was that?” I asked myself as I looked outside to see what had happened, the aliens and robots had united! “How did they unite” I asked myself I looked for my cube  but it wasn’t their, “come on, where is it” I said as I was looking for it when I then saw it outside where the aliens and robots were blasting people. I didn’t run, I just walked, and out of all the blasters shooting, I didn’t get hit once! I picked up the cube and put it on me, “now this is more like it” I said. I hit a alien, grab its blaster, and started helping humanity, after a few minutes, I ran into the office to think. “Alright, I have to defeat them, but when their together, its almost impossible, but I can do it” I said as I got up. “For Sparta” I yelled, “wow, that was random” I said to myself, all of a sudden, a blaster hit me and I went flying through the air and hit the wall. Then everything started to turn black.
Alien 4:not dead
“Ow” I said as I woke up, “holy cow, I’m falling towards Earth!” I yelled as I was waking up. “This should be in the worlds records book” I said, then I realized that I hadn’t burned up because of the armour. “Oh now you work!” I yelled while skydiving next to some people, “hey can I borrow this for a second” I asked them as I took off their parachute. When I landed, I kissed the ground, then I teleported back to the ship, “oh come on” I yelled. “You see, you can’t escape me, but yo-” he didn’t get to finish from that explosion. “oh, what happened” he asked me “glad that your yourself again” I said to him. I headed for the escape pods, when I was about to escape, I heard someone say “wait.” I looked behind me and saw Justin trying to run to me, but he kept on falling down from him sagging, “come on Justin, just pull up your pants or ditch the pants.” He was about to make it when I closed the door on him, “open up” he said, I launched the pod and went FAR from the ship! When I landed, I looked at the town to see if anything happened, places were on fire, people were running yelling “help”, and people tried to evacuate or commit suicide. “Nothing went wrong” I said as I headed to town.
Alien 3: Return of Justin Bieber
*3 weeks after incident*. Ever since  I saved Earth, nothing has been going on, I was walking to lunch when I found a cube on the ground. It was green and black, their was a button on it, when I pressed the button, the cube stuck to me. “Sweet” I said as I took it off and walked to my locker. All of a sudden, I teleported to this HUGE ship! “What the, where am I?” I said while looking around and then saw Justin Bieber looking at me. “So, you still lived after the explosion?” I asked him “well why yes, I did” he told me, “but I can’t believe that you saved your planet from millions of aliens” he said to me. “Well hey, I saved my planet like James Bond did in the 2011 cowboys vs. aliens movie” I said to him and did 3 snaps. “Well I’m getting so sick of you, so, let’s dance” he said, “you got it” I said as I put on some of the popular 80’s songs. “No, I mean fighting” he told me, “oh, well you just killed music, and you make music, so wow!” I said, he quickly pressed a button and a huge iron cage fell on me. “ha ha, I have you trapped” he said to me “you  can’t get out”. “oh ya, how much you wanna bet” I said to him “what do you mean” he said. I put on that armour that I found earlier and broke open the cage, “guards, destroy him” Justin said as he ran out the door and then the door closed. Aliens started shooting their blasters at me, I found a statch of bombs and threw them at the aliens, they went flying everywhere! “I wonder if this armour can destroy this door here” I said to myself, I ran and face planted the wall. “oh wow, this armour sucks!” I said, I spent 3 hours trying to break out, then I yelled “open sesame!” And then the door opened up “oh come on!” I yelled as I started to run, I started to hallucinate of hunger. “Oh look, at donut remover, I need some donuts” I said when really the sign said do not remove. A piece of wall opened up and I started to go flying in space and that button started to let pieces of the ship fly away, meanwhile, I was heading towards Earth.
Alien 2
“Alright class, can someone tell me what 1 + 1 is” Mrs. Dooklberry said, our sub. “Ya, it equals window, like you” a kid said, other kids started to laugh. Her face turned red ” well then go to a window” she said as she picked him up and threw him out a window “I will make sure to give you flowers for your marriage you and the glass” she said. All of a sudden, she took off her face which was a mask of a alien, but this time, they were bigger. “One of my leaders is here” he said as doors opened up to one of the leaders, when they walked through, it was a human! ‘Wait a minute, I know you” I said ” it’s big bird!” I yelled ” well, your dangerous” he said to me “take them to the dungeon” he told some aliens. I knew I had to do something, I grabbed an aliens blaster, shot the aliens, and pointed my blaster at big bird. “Well that small blaster won’t stop you from this” he said pointing a spoon at me ” uh dude thats a spoon” I said to him. “oh, I mean this” he said pointing a bigger blaster at me “your defenseless against …” he didn’t get to finish from the shot of my blast. “Hey, I didn’t get to finish” he said “well guess what I uh, you know what, I don’t have a good comeback” I said to him, then I shot him. I looked up, “that’s where I’m going” I said looking at a huge ship. I was running to the ship when I got tired, I went  into an abandoned house to rest “ding dong” went the doorbell I opened it up and it was one of the leaders, Elmo, “Your de-“He didn’t get to finish because I slammed the door on him, he got stuck in it . All of a sudden, I teleported, ‘what the, creepy, but cool at the same time” I said. ” So, your the one that destroyed my leaders, eh” he said “ya” I said to him “well you’ll never find out who I am” he said.  “Oh ya” I said to him, I blasted his cape off ” it’s, Justin Bieber!” I said “ya that’s right, its me” “I’m not surprised” I said to him. “Well you’ll never defeat this ship it’s impossible nothing can…” he said “unless its the self destruct button right next to me” I said to him. “Well you will never get out of here because theres only 1 parachute and-” he said I jumped out with it, the ship exploded with him. I landed on the ground safely and then I went to my house to rest.
Alien:the beginning
“Beep beep beep beep beep beep!” was my annoying alarm clock beeping,I hit my hand on it to make it be quiet. I put on my close and then realized that it was my little brothers clothes on. I put my clothes on and was going down stairs when I tripped and fell down them. ‘Well that’s how you go down the stairs a quicker way” I said when I got up, I grabbed an apple and Headed out to the school bus. My best friend, Billy Bob, saved me a seat, “hey dude, another boring day at school, huh” he said to me “ya” I said back to him. But today was going to be a little bit different. When I was walking to class, I felt something moving in my backpack, Â I opened it up and found a small green alien in my backpack! “I’m here with the others, my master sent leaders to guide us” he said I quickly grabbed a crowbar (which was just randomly on the ground) and whacked the alien, and he fell in an opened sewer ( which is again randomly opened, how bad is that for the community?) “Bring” went the bell “gotta go” I said as I rushed to class not knowing what was about to happen.